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Rumble-59-Schmiere Dr. Corvus' Haar Balsam

Rumble-59-Schmiere Dr. Corvus' Haar Balsam

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Product Code: RUM522

Description Ingredients
The creamy and medium consistency of Haar Balsam by Prof. Dr. Med. Corvus is perfectly suited to shape normal and thick hair. If you want a perfect pompadour or you comb your hair tight back, you will be pleased with this special edition Schmiere! Once applied on the hair the Schmiere holds the whole day long without getting hard-dry and stays flexible at the same time. Beginners won't have difficulties to spread the pomade over their hair. Success will be achieved very quickly. Can be washed out easier than most pomades. It has a mint-green color and a fresh peppermint smell. Made in Germany. Brewed on old galenic formulation. "Schmiere" (read: shmeereh) means "grease" in German.

THE STORY FROM RUMBLE 59: Shortly after Prof. Dr. Med. Corvus won all of his academic degrees in a poker game, his marvellous carreer as a quack doctor began, making him not just rich, but also the originator of the world-famous "Schmiere"-Pomade. The broke to the bone quackster travelled without any success through all small cities between Memphis and Nashville until he wake up one morning from his opium flush with a greasy vision in the back of his mind. One quick look into his inventory showed some grease for the settlers' wagons on their challanging quest to the west. He quickly packed all of it into small sets and hawked it to the wondering village folks. The Doctor knew that pomade would sell a lot better than cheap grease, so he became very creative by naming his product "Hair-Balm" and soon a real bestseller was born. What is a high grade range of products today, began as an infamous charlatanry east of the Mississippi 150 years ago. But it was only after 100 years since the death of Prof. Dr. Med. Corvus, his two grandsons were able to whitewash the reputation of "Schmiere" by using only premium ingredients.
  • Medium consistency hair dressing
  • Shape normal to thick hair
  • Stays flexible for restyling
  • Petroleum based and washes out easier then most pomades
  • Mint-green color and a fresh peppermint

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